Oh my goodness, you mean that iPod that I put on my tax document as a Firewire storage device for backing up my presentations on the road ALSO plays music???

I can't beleive it!!! I mean, I was sure it was just a pure utilitarian device. There was totally no joy in it. No fun stuff. No entertainment value whatsoever!

Oh dear. I hope this doesn't mean I won't be able to take 100% of its price as a tax deduction. (Sadly, I have no expense account to charge it to or I would have by now.)